Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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