The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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