I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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