They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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