glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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