Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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