Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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