Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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