dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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