He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
