there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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