Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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