Well douche your snatch and let's go!
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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