What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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