I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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