apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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