so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize