Well douche your snatch and let's go!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wish you could order shots online.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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