my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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