so explain again why im purple
no
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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