is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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