I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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