Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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