Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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