yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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