Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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