Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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