I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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