The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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