i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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