nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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