Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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