I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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