white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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