so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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