yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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