I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You smell like stripper and shame
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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