you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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