You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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