Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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