they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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