He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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