It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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