She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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