He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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