Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I need a beard to bite.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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