i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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