Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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