There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize