I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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