Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My vagina is officially offended.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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