awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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