so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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