yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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